Technology these days....

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit) 01/24/2017 at 13:56 • Filed to: None

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Even CRASH TEST DUMMIES have smart phones (0:36 if it doesn’t auto-start and watch the center console)

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Takuro Spirit 01/24/2017 at 13:58

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How else to simulate the typical 2017 crash if the head isn’t lowered and the hand is off the wheel?

Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > Takuro Spirit 01/24/2017 at 14:01

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Post accident investigation revealed the following text message conversation:

“Yo dummy, what you up to?

“Yo, dawg, I’m finna get REKT!!!!”

E90M3 > Takuro Spirit 01/24/2017 at 14:01

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It’s possible they’re using it as an accelerometer, or something else.

Takuro Spirit > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 01/24/2017 at 14:01

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I’m surprised they didn’t attach it to its hand.

Takuro Spirit > E90M3 01/24/2017 at 14:02

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“Yo, we put Gerry’s cell phone in the console and rubber banded a note saying “HAHA WE GOT YOU GOOD YOU FUCKER!” note to it! Gerry’s gonna be SO MAD when he finds out!”

Takuro Spirit > Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer 01/24/2017 at 14:03

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“But officer, I WASN’T distracted! My cell was in the console!”

“Then why is it right here, on the floor? HMMMM??????”

HammerheadFistpunch > Takuro Spirit 01/24/2017 at 14:05

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That...looked bad. The front hub clean sheered, the side impact beams poking through, the door just gets hammered and the overhead console appears to be attached with scotch tape. yikes.

E90M3 > Takuro Spirit 01/24/2017 at 14:06

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Gerry- Have you seen my cell phone?

Takuro - Uh, you see the new Titan crash test video

Gerry - No, why?

Takuro - That’s your hint

Gerry *watches video* - YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!

E90M3 > HammerheadFistpunch 01/24/2017 at 14:12

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I was also thinking that looked really bad. Seems like Nissan isn’t doing too hot these days in crash tests.

EL_ULY > Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer 01/24/2017 at 15:06

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QCGoose > Takuro Spirit 01/24/2017 at 23:24

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Well, they did manage to improve the new Titan’s looks here.